Literature
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
"How do you plead?"
"I never plead."
"How do you plead?"
"I never plead!"
A shuffle of paper. Throats cleared, softly. The court shift in their seats, impatiently, as if I am letting them down by making my trial stretch so long. They sit in a semicircle of chairs raised in tiers around me, glaring down as though I am some sort squashy frog polluting a well. The judge alone does not look at me; he stares fixedly at his stack of papers and repeats, "How do you plead?"
He stares at his papers, but I know he cannot avoid the smile I aim at him. "How do you want me to plead?" I do not let my voice rise above a whisper, but I know i